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[sammysicle]

Hi, it's Sam. I'm not available right now because Steve won't stop groping me. So, leave me a message after the beep.

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[sgtshriver.livejournal.com]

Now THAT sounds like a really good idea, but, id probably choke on my food if you did that, so Ill eat later. You always take good care of it and make it happy, it likes you. Thats why it always salutes you when you're around, its saying thank you

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[sammysicle.livejournal.com]

We can't have you choking because I don't think I'm strong enough to do the Heimlich. LOL It's saying thank you, more please.

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[sgtshriver.livejournal.com]

Which is why when I get there we'll go to the couch, or the bedroom, or wherever you want. Yes, it constantly says that, at least its polite.

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[sammysicle.livejournal.com]

Well, after you see me it'll probably be against the back of the door. HAHA Politeness will get you anything you want.

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[sgtshriver.livejournal.com]

oh god Sam. if you're wearing my shirt, so help me god.

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[sammysicle.livejournal.com]

You'll just have to wait until you get here to find out.

[He was partially right because she did have something of his on but it was his gray Army tank top instead of t-shirt. She only hoped he liked her in it]

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[sgtshriver.livejournal.com]

Fucckk. This, is when I hate surprises. Ill be there ASAP sweetheart

[oh he will like that very much.]

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[sammysicle.livejournal.com]

You'll love it. Promise. I'll be waiting.

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[sgtshriver.livejournal.com]

It involves you, Im guessing naked, or close to naked, and at some point you'll be screaming my name as you come. Hell yes Im gonna love it.